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1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
reblogging in honor of #bisc. you’re always bikini ready when you’re in vegas ;)
FRIENDS - 10 of the funniest moments:
- Phoebe finding out about Chandler and Monica. (5.14)
- Rachel (wrongly) guessing what Chandler does for a living. (4.12)
- Joey wearing all of Chandler’s clothes. (3.02)
- Ross finding out his sandwich was thrown away. (5.09)
- Secret spilling at Thanksgiving. (6.09)
- Monica teaching Chandler about the seven erogenous zones. (4.11)
- Ross getting spray tanned too many times. (10.03)
- Ross, Chandler and Rachel moving Ross’ couch. (5.16)
- Ross and Rachel singing ‘Baby Got Back’ to Emma. (9.07)
- Ross playing the bagpipes, with Phoebe singing along. (7.15)
SEVEN
(via rumblingredsky)
I just sit here sometimes like
wow
sexism is still a thing
the fact that sexism was ever a thing
it just
it’s beyond me
a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY
and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’
i don’t get how that happens
(Source: mortalsiamdreaming, via rumblingredsky)
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
(Source: basnad)