May 2013
23 posts
When I start thinking about work after a long...
whatshouldwecallme:
me. post #bisc
When my phone runs out of battery when I'm out
whatshouldwecallme:
#bisc
Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
princessnaphthalene:
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
reblogging in honor of #bisc. you’re always bikini ready when you’re in vegas ;)
scootyshabooty:
I just sit here sometimes like
wow
sexism is still a thing
the fact that sexism was ever a thing
it just
it’s beyond me
a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY
and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’
i don’t get how that happens
jagged1:
discopeanut:
bansand:
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
#Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work
How I feel whenever I drive by my old high school
whatshouldwecallme:
1 tag
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
#gpofuckingy
When my roommate doesn't notice that I cleaned
whatshouldwecallme:
oh, memories. miss you, best friend
April 2013
33 posts
When I realize I slept through my alarm
whatshouldwecallme:
1 tag
When my boyfriend is driving
whatshouldwecallme:
1 tag
12minds:
celestelumina:
They say the best revenge is living well. I’m gonna live the best motherfucking life you can imagine.
This is not a quote. (Well, I guess it’s my quote.)
Living well is probably the most healthy and practical revenge. But the best revenge? Revenge.
fartgallery:
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
hiddlechodes:
so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor
and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like
“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”
some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard
