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perpetualplanner — Mon, 20 May 2013 09:48:33 -0400

textsfromthe-avengers: Submitted by captainmarvelousbutt

perpetualplanner — Sun, 19 May 2013 09:48:19 -0400

textsfromthe-avengers:

Submitted by captainmarvelousbutt

When my phone runs out of battery when I'm out

perpetualplanner — Sat, 18 May 2013 13:24:23 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

#bisc

Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body

perpetualplanner — Thu, 16 May 2013 10:00:35 -0400

princessnaphthalene:

1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”

2. Don bikini.

reblogging in honor of #bisc. you’re always bikini ready when you’re in vegas ;)

ishapoopyface: give me your lunch money

perpetualplanner — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:25:28 -0400

ishapoopyface:

give me your lunch money

ninefournine: FRIENDS - 10 of the funniest moments: Phoebe...

perpetualplanner — Mon, 13 May 2013 13:30:32 -0400

ninefournine:

FRIENDS - 10 of the funniest moments:

Phoebe finding out about Chandler and Monica. (5.14)

Rachel (wrongly) guessing what Chandler does for a living. (4.12)

Joey wearing all of Chandler’s clothes. (3.02)

Ross finding out his sandwich was thrown away. (5.09)

Secret spilling at Thanksgiving. (6.09)

Monica teaching Chandler about the seven erogenous zones. (4.11)

Ross getting spray tanned too many times. (10.03)

Ross, Chandler and Rachel moving Ross’ couch. (5.16)

Ross and Rachel singing ‘Baby Got Back’ to Emma. (9.07)

Ross playing the bagpipes, with Phoebe singing along. (7.15)

SEVEN

scootyshabooty: I just sit here sometimes like wow sexism is still a thing the fact that sexism was...

perpetualplanner — Sun, 12 May 2013 13:30:40 -0400

scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

robinthecradle1: Shoe porn. GIMME

perpetualplanner — Sat, 11 May 2013 13:30:39 -0400

robinthecradle1:

Shoe porn.

GIMME

jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad...

perpetualplanner — Fri, 10 May 2013 13:28:27 -0400

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

#Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work

bookmania: Get cash and buy more books! (via afilmandlitlover)

perpetualplanner — Thu, 09 May 2013 11:28:29 -0400

bookmania:

Get cash and buy more books! (via afilmandlitlover)

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perpetualplanner — Wed, 08 May 2013 11:31:52 -0400

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reacquisition of tuition money…

perpetualplanner — Tue, 07 May 2013 20:22:38 -0400

reacquisition of tuition money…

nealypants: taelus: This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you...

perpetualplanner — Mon, 06 May 2013 20:23:29 -0400

nealypants:

taelus:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.

Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.

Bad fucking ass. You should feel heroic; that’s how you’re supposed to feel after doing heroic things.

You are awesome.

*applauds*